unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

image

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wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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